Tuesday, February 24, 2009
New Special Forces
While it's hard to top the excitement of an aerial bombardment by the United States Air Force, such an explosive projection of force is an expensive way to liberate the oil and gas fields of Central Asia from their rightful owners. Granted, the perceived threat has to be loud and clear, but it's much more efficient to send in the foreign aid and development mercenaries to soften up the governments with bribes than it is to mount an invasion. Were it not for the money to be made by such spectacular displays of military hardware, even the tried-and-true method of political assassination by CIA operatives would be a preferable choice to ground troop occupation.
Fortunately, signals by the Obama Administration point to growth in all three sectors, strengthening diversity in the combined new special forces of sustainable global conquest. With the renewal of White House faith-based initiatives, we can even send along a detachment of Christian evangelicals as part of the joint operation to win Muslim hearts and minds.
Fortunately, signals by the Obama Administration point to growth in all three sectors, strengthening diversity in the combined new special forces of sustainable global conquest. With the renewal of White House faith-based initiatives, we can even send along a detachment of Christian evangelicals as part of the joint operation to win Muslim hearts and minds.
