Monday, October 13, 2008
Home of the Crave
As a 24/7 Hysteria Outlet Mall, America has something for everyone seeking momentary mania. Cruise the Apocalypse Aisle for bargain of the week, and stop by the special display on religious fervor. Pick up a case of high anxiety, and throw in a carton of Armageddon.
While you're there, grab free samples of name brand conspiracies, time-tested to put you into a frenzy. And should you have an unexpected panic attack, there's plenty of discount drugs to mix and match at your disposal.
Then you can stop making sense, and have a nice day.
While you're there, grab free samples of name brand conspiracies, time-tested to put you into a frenzy. And should you have an unexpected panic attack, there's plenty of discount drugs to mix and match at your disposal.
Then you can stop making sense, and have a nice day.
